What if Justin was never famous, and you just saw this hottie walking around town:
I would be all:
I would be all:
Ladies love me, im on my cool J.
My bad. Im sorry.
Im double parked, yeah that my bugatti.
And thats my ferari, next to my ducati.
Call my old school big bertha, that big body.
Boy i get exotic, my car need a pilot.
Get free drinks to party, yo nigga need his wallet.
No limit to what im spending so i know shes bout it bout it.
And who in the hell is smoking in here, cause its super cloudy.
Goons with me, dressed like skaters.
Getting bruised kidneys, stretch ya later.
Man my house so big took the escaltor to the elevators, took the elevator to the private jet, then i jet, nigga see ya later.
Ladies love me, im on my cool J. (yellow model chick, yellow bottle sippin’)
Ladies love me, im on my cool J. (yellow lamborghini, yellow top missin’)
Shawty mane, im back.
Baby im yo doctor, i could be your rocker.
Swaggin’ im not braggin’ but i swear that i could rock ya.
Baby im not crazy, i got swag like Patrick Schwayze.
Y’know them haters never phase me thats not how my momma raised me.
I am incredible, this is inedible, killing this track was inevitable i am hetero,
baby you better know JB is generally just as G look at me,
no, i said look at me, swaggin’ with a crooked teeth.
Body slam the beat from DB call me Booker T.
i said woah der, woah der baby you just need to stop, im busy out performing and im going to the top.
i got so much to lose, so im steady getting gwap.
But them haters go down, and we just get to watch.
Amazing, im blazing, look over here, said that im amazing.
Nobodys facing, what im facing.
Set a pace, so i can race without pacing.
Lace my shoes off, start racing, you can taste it, without facting.
i meant fasting, start blasting, call up warren hill do-op that thing.
Swagger jackin’, its not what i do.
Jb is the man, yeah he’s a true.
He’s a beast when he steps up in the booth.
i just landed, i did too.
I’ma gentleman, yes i’ma gentleman, i’ma on my element, but im still elegant.
im full of adrenaline, you know what that means, Louie V high tops with the skinny jeans.
Ladies love me, im on my cool J. (yellow model chick, yellow bottle sippin’)
Ladies love me, im on my cool J. (yellow lamborghini, yellow top missin’)
Going on vacations to the beach?
Expectation:
Reality:
Studying with friends.
Expectation:
Reality:
Drawing.
Expectation:
Reality:
Crying.
Expectation:
Reality:
When You’re home-alone and you hear a noise.
Expectation:
Reality:
Washing Your face.
Expectation:
Reality:
Dancing.
Expectation:
Reality:
Doing magic tricks with fire.
Expectation:
Reality:
Walking down the stairs.
Expectation:
Reality:
Losing a follower on Tumblr.
Expectation:
Reality:
Texting you
I’m always anxious or nervous when I start to text you. It’s not because I know what you’re going to say and whatnot, but more because I’m scared you might not reply back at all. It seems silly to be thinking about this right now, but that’s what runs in my mind all day. When I text you & you suddenly reply back slow, I’m just scared that even though you see my reply, you decide to reply back slowly. I really like talking to you & I was hoping you do too.
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Holy Eff. Hello, my life!
MASSIVE JUSTIN BIEBER GIVEAWAY
ok so it was recently my birthday, and i was given and sent sooo much Justin Bieber stuff. And i got the same of a lot of things, i was gonna give it to my friends but no one likes him! so i decided i would give it away to someone on tumblr who is a massive belieber. There is a few signed things and its because my uncle lives in america and he knows people who know justin and he got it signed for me and my friends :)
all you have to do is reblog as many times as you want, the winner will be chosen randomly, so the more you reblog the more of a chance you have! :) Winner will be chosen on September 12th. GOOD LUCK!!! :D shipping worldwide!
MUST BE FOLLOWING
IT WILL INCREASE YOUR CHANCES IF YOU FOLLOW
There will be a winner AND there will be a runner up. They will both be randomly chosen :)
FIRST PRIZE:
3x new 2011 Justin Bieber posters
2011 Justin Bieber calendar
exclusive Justin Bieber pencil case
Justin Bieber hoodie
2x Justin Bieber t-shirts
3x Justin Bieber never say never purple glasses
3x Justin Bieber magazines
2x signed copies of First Step to Forever
1x signed My World the Collections CD
2x My World Tour SIGNED program
Sharpie Justin Bieber used to sign our merchandise with
2x one year membership to Bieber Fever (including cards)
Justin Bieber autograph book
Justin Bieber singing microphone
Justin Bieber personalised iPhone 4 cover
32GB Apple iPad complete with Justin Bieber stickers
Justin Bieber Australia number plate
Large scrabble canvas letters: Justin Bieber
2x Justin Bieber phone sleeves
Never Say Never small bag
2x Justin Bieber, Bieber Fever bags
2x Justin Bieber Never Say Never wristbands
2x Bieber Fever wristbands
Justin Bieber picture bracelet
2x Never Say Never lanyards
2x My World Tour VIP lanyards
Justin Bieber ‘I love JB’ badge
Justin Bieber novelty photo frame
Justin Bieber variety silly bandz
Justin Bieber trading cards
2x Justin Bieber exclusive collectable cards
2x Justin Bieber sticker packs
2x Justin Bieber mugs
2x My World concert flash lights
2x Never Say Never glow sticks
6x bottles of Justin Bieber’s exclusive nail polish range including:
Step 2 the beat of my heart, I’m a belieber, OMB, Give me the first dance, One less lonely glitter, Me + blue
2x Someday roll on perfume
Someday hair mist
3x bottles of Justin Bieber’s perfume ‘Someday’
RUNNER UP PRIZE:
One bottle of Justin Bieber’s perfume ‘Someday’
One ‘Someday’ roll on perfume
2x Justin Bieber bedroom posters
